I think i'm PREGNANT!!

"I think I'm pregnant,                                   
I think I'm pregnant
I feel fat and heavy,
and i hate my body"   


"I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
But today I discovered that its not a baby, 
that I am expecting
Its just a big fart, stuck in my belly"


"How can I abort, all my fat fat belly
Tell me how can I abort,
all my faaaat, faat belly"


By SOKO..


See the lyrics above!That's happened to me and sesekai ngn yeyani..oppss!!terbubuh nama korank..maap2.. lately..urrgghh..=( 


Any solution??See this..
1) Sesekai,yeyani and aku p survey GYM..habeh semua jenis GYM kiteorg masok termas0kla MUSCULAR GYM..erk?apekah.."nak bina badan ke kak??" "eh tak2..mau buang lemak ja..aka kempiskan perut..hik3" Unfortunately!ramai laki je pegi GYM..gurls yang pegi just temankan boiprend ja..x elok la plak kiteorg nak p menyibuk kat citu..+ segan x de gurls sngt..~
MISSION : FAIL!!
2) Yeyani ngn aku sekali lagi cuba SOLUTION laen..terpampam kat kawasan opis kiteorg..AEROBIK for LADIES only!!yeay2!!AEROBIK??macam best..hik3..tp reti ke?bantai jela..jnji boleh buang lemak..haha..But!apehal la yuran mahal bobonar..ingt kiteorg anak toke mas ka?aduii..registration fee : RM100 seta0n + yuran bulanan..RM65 = 4 kali berjoget..(4 kali ja ka??mana sempat nak kempis perutnya)..kalo nak bnyk kali lagi joget,RM100 = 8 kali berjoget..haa dan seterusnya lah..nak joget bnyk,bykla nombor2 tuh..mane nak korek duwet nyer??
MISSION : FAIL LAGI!!
3) "Kite p jogging jela..kat tasek depan umah..dekat + x payah bayaran.." konon2 la nak jogging..tp sampai skang x jogging2..balik keje trus balik umah..tp kalo dah sampai umah tuh,da nampak katil.."selamatlah semua.." jogging ntah kemana, kiteorg ntah  kemana..haha! hari minggu??haa..itu lagi la..x boleh2..nak tido pagi puas2..opps!!
MISSION : X FAIL LAGI LAA..T FREE2 KANG KITEORG P LA JOG TUH..=p
4)LAST SOLUTION rasanye la..we need DANCE PAD!!..senang dan seronok..x payah bayar..x payah turun p tasik..duk lam rumah pon buleh exercise taw!hik3..


     
                                         INI YANG KAMI MAUUU!!!


Process mengorder DANCE PAD in progress..yeehaa!x sabar nak main DANCE PAD..Kat utp dulu pon penah main tapi terhegeh2..terlompat2 cam hape ntah..orang suh pijak lain,aku pijak benda lain..haha..Tp xpela..janji x dela kiteorg duk kumpul "anak2" tok jadi "spare tyre" t..ahaks!


MISSION : ?????kita TUNGGU dan LIHAT pe jadi..peace..!!